Well known for being Fiscally Conservative and Socially Liberal, your least favorite group of indecisive hooligans are back at it again, this time hitting the streets and begging the government to STOP! Stop, that is, doing anything at all that may encourage the progress towards anything, in any way or right, more or less, in particular. The spokesperson of the RCPUSA, Ava Ridge, told us that its high time that all parties on either side halt their efforts of pushing agendas, indoctrinating our nations youth, and arguing; instead encouraging everyone to just “have fun”.
We took them out back and encouraged them kindly, to look at the rabbits.
