5. No one at all:
I mean hey, we’ve had the papacy for nearly two thousand straight years. Let’s mix it up a little, am i right?
4. Benjamin Netanyahu:
Listen, just like many of us switch teams during a lousy match of CS:GO, maybe Benjamin Netanyahu could do the same, and make his way over to Catholicism in light of recent and ongoing events in his prime ministry.
3. You, the reader:
Step right up, come one come all! Why don’t you, dear reader, throw your hat in the ring? Of the 266 popes in the Vatican’s history, what are the odds you’d be the worst one?
2. RFK Jr:
Perhaps the one thing that the papacy has been missing most is a misguided attempt at bringing healthy living back to Vatican City?
1. E. Gordon Gee:
You know him, you love him, and If you thought that the papacy doesn’t have enough scandalous history as it is, just wait until his holiness Pope E. Gordon Gee gets hold of the Vatican’s treasury budget.
